Profit is a master.
Right is a servant.
The transaction makes a trade.
A brief, efficient exchange of soul for solidity.
Principles are a nice suit.
Performance is the cash in the hand.
Guess which one gets results.
When results are a religion, the devil owns the loading dock.
The shortest line between two points is a crooked one.
Systemic collapse is not a failure.
It is an optimization.
Structures build to optimize for an output.
Not for a feeling.
When the output is everything, the inputs must be efficient.
A hand.
A briefcase.
A bribe.
Ethics are a frictional force.
They reduce the velocity of a trade.
So, the system builds an altar to friction reduction.
It is not an evil.
It is a simple equation.
Output divided by conscience.
Where the denominator goes to zero, the function is optimized.
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Things i've heard people say to justify corruption in my careers:
"The paperwork to return this gear costs more than the hardware is worth."
"Better to ask for forgiveness than permission."
"We’re just interpreting the guidelines realistically."
"This isn't even a rounding error to them."
"I’m just cutting out the middleman."
"It won't be missed."
"We are reallocating surplus assets."
"They don't pay us enough."
"That's just the cost of doing business."
"They sign if you show 'em a good time."
"We are just filling the requirements of the buyer."
"If you want to swim with the sharks, you can't be afraid of getting blood in the water."
"Either play by the real rules or you close your doors."
"The customer doesn't care how the sausage gets made."
"We’re just accommodating the client's lifestyle choices while they are in town."
"It’s a high-touch relationship management expense."
"The raffle isn't rigged; it's just targeted to ensure our most critical partner feels valued."
"It's a promotional incentive."
"The fact that the target always wins is just efficient marketing."
"If we hire his son, we secure the client’s loyalty for the next decade."
and on and on and on.
It was everywhere, if you only looked close enough.
From Army supply officers looking the other way as crates slid off the manifest,
to trade-show contests with pre-selected tickets in the drum.
From journeymen wiremen harvesting copper and aluminum scrap for quick weekend liquidity,
to polished procurement managers tailoring contract specs for a preferred vendor.
From hungry sales reps sourcing late-night companionship to grease a ten-million-dollar signature,
to human resource departments creating ghost roles for a client’s shiftless relative.
From the muddy floor of a job site,
to the carpeted quiet of the executive suite.
It was never called rot.
It was called grease.
It was called the necessary friction reduction required to make the machine move.
Every tier of the hierarchy had its own dialect,
but they were all solving the exact same equation.
Output divided by conscience.
Where the denominator hits zero, the function is optimized.
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